`why do something yourself when you can have someone else do it for you?
`dream as if you'll dream forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow
`always go to other peoples' funerals, or else they wont come to yours!
`we all get heavier when we are older, its just because we have a lot more knowledge in our heads
`worry is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do, but it doesnt get you anywhere.
`im an excellent housskeeper; every time i get a divorce i keep the house!
`when i die i want to go peacefully- like my grandpa in his sleep, not like his passengers screaming!
`people must think its fun to be a super genious, but then you have to put up with all the idots in this world!
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